Ever wish you had a daily crib sheet of miscellanea that would surely enable you to achieve impressive levels of pretense while out at the bar with friends?

No?

Well, here it is anyway:

Word of the day: eldritch (adjective) — strange; eerie; unearthly; weird; spooky.  That’s an eldritch motherfucker, right there.

Quote of the day: “Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length” — Robert Frost

Historical event of the day: The Wuchang uprising sparks the Chinese Revolution of 1911, leading to the fall of the Qing Dynasty and the establishment of the Republic of China.

Happy Birthday to: Thelonius Monk (1917), Ed Wood (1924), David Lee Roth (1954), Brett Favre (1969), Mario Lopez (1973) and Dale Junior (1974).