Elizabeth Edwards: Gay Marriage is OK
Social conservatives, calm thyselves; it's just the cancer talking.
Apple Used Model with Big Hands to Make iPhone Seem Smaller
Then shouldn't Hooters be hiring flat-chested waitresses to make their wings seem meatier?
Newark School Magic-Markers over Gay Kiss Yearbook Photo
Administrators deny censorship, insist they were merely "pre-defacing" the picture for homophobic students.
New Diet Pill Alli
The side effect is "uncontrollable anal discharges." Oh, so that's how you lose the weight.
Evan Almighty Disappoints
And that's not just the studio bean-counters.
Yahtzee Slaying in Tampa
"You already took your Chance, you cheatin' lyin' bastard!"
Sicko
Thank God Michael Moore is back.
Paris Hilton Does Larry King
C'mon, you know what we meant, you filthy-minded degenerates.
Tampa Police Round Up Skateboarders
It's official: We have solved every other public safety issue if we're down to arresting 16-year-olds for skateboarding at the Bro Bowl.
This article appears in Jun 27 – Jul 3, 2007.