BUSH LEAKS
His new Secret Service name: Deep Dolt.
JUDAS REVISITED
Old view: traitor to Our Lord.
New view: groovy dude just helping a brother out.
KATIE COURIC LEAVES TODAY
The hell with carping about pro athletes' pay; Couric was offered $20 million a year.
MEREDITH VIEIRA JOINS TODAY
Only applicant who would agree to an on-screen colorectal exam.
LOST
Like a naked man draped only in Saran Wrap, we can clearly see Hurley's nuts.
JOURNALISM SHAKEDOWN
N.Y. Post's Page Sixer accused of extortion; the Short List, however, is not for sale.
IMMIGRATION BILL DIES
Really unusual, Congress failing to act on an important societal issue like that.
ANTONIO BANDERAS IN SEXY DANCING MOVIE
At least it keeps him from making Zorro 3.
DHS PRESS SECRETARY'S CHILD-SEX BUST
Feds catch disgraced Doyle living in a pre-9/11(-year-old) world.
—R. Frank Harris, via blurbex.com blog
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This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2006.