Tony Danza or Tony Roma's?
Well, I'm a vegetarian, so Tony Danza by default.
Angelina Jolie: Homewrecker, or just a co-star?
All is fair.
When was the last time someone asked you out?
Last night, but I am not sure. People are usually too pussy to be straightforward about it.
Did you say yes?
They asked if I wanted a shot, and I had to drive so I told them no. I had to be a responsible driver.
When did you realize you were so friggin' lusty?
When one of the guys down the street told me he'd never hire me cuz I'd be knocked up and pregnant in two weeks.
Describe your bedroom for us.
The lights are always off. Fuzzy handcuffs. I'm just kidding.
What do you sleep in?
Not really much of anything.
Who do you lust after?
He knows.
Word associations
Doing it: Doing what?
Bestiality: Not for me. I'm an animal lover.
Mac and cheese: Too much preparation.
When you look into the mirror, do you say: "Goddammit, I'm sexy"?
Uh. Ask me something not stupid.
What record do you play when you're feeling amorous?
Whitesnake.
What food would you like to roll around in?
Seaweed salad.
Why do you live in Tampa Bay?
Not for the humidity.
Are these your 15 minutes of fame, or are you going on to something better?
Oh, I'm going for the gold.
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2005.