Kama Sutra: the cross

Did you feel like a pretzel?

If you ever wanted to know what it's like to bend an erect penis into a pretzel, this is a good place to start. The motions are doable, but certain penis types are obviously going to work better.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

Follow the instructions. It's actually easiest to enter your partner and then twist around, but once you get rocking and it slips out, you will have to decide if you want to try to maneuver it in from an angle, or give up and try something else.

How long did you last in the position?

If it was up to me it would have been no more than five minutes, but she liked it, so it was a full fifteen until her orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She loved it. She commented on the angle of my shaft hitting her just right, and she also liked the more shallow penetration, versus the full-on front that hits her deep.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

I enjoyed it most on behalf of her own enjoyment, but to judge the position itself, I would say it offered little enjoyment compared to some of the really great Kama Sutra positions.

Was the position comfortable?

Man: No, not comfortable or relaxing... it fact it was slightly irritating.

Woman: Yes.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

There is just no way this could be considered intimate. First of all, you have very little contact or connection to anything, other than a wall, ceiling, bed, feet, and side of your partner's head. Second, if Papa ain't happy, then he just ain't happy, and that sucks for him!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like?

She felt as if she was guiding a dildo into just the right spot (G-spot). From the guy's perspective, I had little sensation, could not find a comfortable way to position myself, and a hard erection being stroked and twisted the wrong way is not as pleasant for some as it is for others.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes

Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes it did take her longer, but I could swear she did it on purpose.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Hell no. You see there are guys with slightly soft, curved penises and there are those with stiff straight erections. You really need to fit the bill for this motion to be successful. Not everybody is going to be able to do this. Also, there is an interesting correlation between masturbation practices and the curvature of your manhood. Years of stroking your yoke with either just your left or right has been shown to sometimes cause it to banana in one direction. Different strokes for different folks, I always say... this just wasn't my stroke I guess!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

There is a compromise with this position that seems to work just as well. Instead of crossing at 90 degrees, try making it 45 or 35 degrees. This allows you to place one knee on the outside of her hip and the other between her legs, you get a similar, albeit less dramatic angle, and the average manhood can accommodate that much of an arc without a problem. Relationships are all about compromise my Grandpa used to say!

The Cross could be said to be a variation of the Missionary position. The easiest way to achieve this position is through the missionary. The woman is instructed to lay on her back with her legs spread, while the man enters her in typical missionary fashion. Once in, the man then carefully spins his body around until he is lying across her body in criss-cross fashion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this position?

This woman gives this one a 9, while the man snubs it with a 5.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes, the body was willing, but the penis wasn't!

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