Out of all the uses for a chair, sex is probably the most fun. The trick to chair sex is to look beyond the standard “sit on me” and “bend over” positions.

The parrot begins with the woman doing what we've all been told by parents not to do. She sits on the back of the chair with her feet on the seat. With the man standing behind her holding her waist for support, she slides down the back of the chair until only the back of her knees are hooked around the top and her bum is hanging freely. The man then penetrates her, which may require him to lean the chair back slightly. This is a balancing act of sorts, but if you get it set just right it actually requires little strength.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate this position?

9.5… yup, the most