Catherine Durkin Robinson is a handful, creating quite a scene over at Out in Left Field.

For some people, driving has become a bit of a challenge. Blame it on Toyota or multi-tasking failures everywhere, but we now hear daily about too many people killing themselves or others in an attempt to get from Point A to Point B.

Oprah Winfrey and overzealous legislators want to change all that. While there is always room for common-sense legislation, regulation and Queen Oprah’s intervention, most improvements regarding our vehicles and driving laws require people to smarten up.

1. Treat your speeding car like a horny 20-year-old – downshift into neutral and don’t close your eyes.

I haven’t heard the term “unintended acceleration” since college. These days, the phenomenon has less to do with drunk frat boys and more to do with Toyota’s faulty engineering.