So, you like (insert name of mediocre indie rock band). Congratulations. Now keep walking.

Here's a snippet from my latest Bar Tab column:

"I tried my best to shoo Music Geek away, but he was dead set on getting me to argue with him about the merits of his favorite bands, which is the last thing I feel like fucking doing when I'm having good times with good friends — people who know that I have spent most of my adult life writing about music for a living and don't care to discuss it, at least not in detail, off the clock. In fact, while I'm ranting here, if you see me at a bar, with a smile on my face, at a table with three women, please, have the common courtesy not to approach me with questions like: "So, what do you think of Interpol?"

On a more positive note, check out the profile I did on local reggae band Tribal Style.