And Musto — that would be Michael Musto — has nothing on, either. In a brilliant, um, takeoff on the notorious Lohan-as-Monroe nudie shoot for New York magazine, the Village Voice columnist struck a similar pose for his publication, blonde wig, rosy pink butt and all.

“The slinky Lindsay said she did 250 crunches the night before her shoot,” he writes. “Well, I did 250 Nestlé Crunches.”

This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2008.