Bush Given Rock-Star treatment in Albania
So? Everybody gets the rock-star treatment in Albania.

Lieberman Wants to Bomb Iran
Can you feel the Joementum?

Stanton Officially Susan
Remains unofficially unemployed.

Sopranos Finale
And you thought the Seinfeld finale was weak.

Paris to Walters: God Has Released Me from Being Dumb
God to Walters: I've done no such thing.

Teen Sex Musical Sweeps the Tonys
Not to be confused with Knocked Up.

Father's Day 2007
Thanks for everything — even if we were a mistake.

Bush II: Calls Pope "Sir" instead of "His Holiness"
Coulda been worse.

Scientists Make Stem Cells Without Embryos
Finally, we can go back to throwing the unwanted embryos away.

Cavs' Coach Mike Brown
The finest assistant coach in the league.