WHY DOESN’T MARK FOLEY USE A BOOKMARK?
Seriously, you didn’t expect us to go there? Give us credit, we’re better than that.
BECAUSE HE LIKES HIS PAGES BENT OVER
OK, so we’re not.
ST. PETE TIMES SAT ON FOLEY STORY
Sptimes: gonna hold off on the story, does that make you horny?
Maf54: A little.
Sptimes: cool.
THE END OF THE JETS-COLTS GAME
Cue the kid with the trombone.
GEORGE MICHAEL BUSTED FOR DRUGS – AGAIN
We’re shocked.
ANNA NICOLE MARRIES — AGAIN
Stunned.
‘CRUISE COMFORTS DISTRAUGHT BECKHAM’
Speechless.
WOODWARD BOOK: BUSH HID THE TRUTH
Flabbergasted.
CARD WANTED RUMSFELD FIRED
Get in line, Andy. Get in line.
BUCS DIDN’T LOSE!
We know it was a bye week, but we desperately need the illusion of hope.
—Compiled by Creative Loafing staff.
This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2006.
