I'm not usually one to expend a lot of time and energy speculating about someone's sexual orientation, but Miley Cyrus's red carpet interview during ABC's pre-Oscar coverage tonight had my gaydar sounding too loud to ignore.
First of all, she looked like a volleyball player in an evening gown. Second of all, and this is the most compelling evidence, when asked which celebrity she was most excited to see tonight, she gushed on and on about how Angelina Jolie is her favorite person ever.
Total lesbo! Am I wrong? Somebody make me a liar. Also, if you can track down a pic or a clip of her looking awkward in her dress, pass it along. I haven't been able to find anything yet.
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2009.