GATORS PLAY FOR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
UM, FSU fans have to choke on it for another month now.
TAMPA MUSEUM ARCHITECT CHOSEN
Trustees go with the household name: Stanley Saitowitz.
WAL-MART'S PRESENT TO WORKERS
Deeper discounts on Wal-Mart merchandise. Gee, thanks, uh, a lot.
PARTYING WITH DEVITO AND CLOONEY
You'd slam some limoncello shots, too, if the next day you were facing Rosie and Baba Wawa.
E. COLI CLOSES N.J. TACO BELL
The newly introduced "Cheesy Spicy Turdito" shoulda rung some warning bells.
PUBLICIST: LINDSAY LOHAN IN AA
That's "Alcoholic? Affirmative."
KEITH URBAN OUT OF REHAB
Ready to assume full-time mantle of "Mr. Nicole Kidman."
RUMSFELD MEMO
Leaked, pre-firing document acknowledges war in Iraq wasn't working. Smithsonian has asked for original for its "Museum of the Fucking Obvious" display.
BOLTON OUT AT THE UN
A Bush administration without either John Bolton or Don Rumsfeld? Who's going to take turns giving Cheney his daily virgin's-blood transfusions?
OBAMA BANGED THE GONG
Barack admits inhaling. We like him more and more each day.
—Compiled by Creative Loafing staff.
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2006.
