You can't leave, 'cause your heart is there
/ But you can't stay, 'cause you been somewhere else:
- Episode 2 — a main character dies.
- Dubya doesn't use e-mail. Not surprising. Not sure he can work a computer at all.
- March Power Madness: NCAA doesn't allow roundball footage online.
- A Republican is out.
- A Democrat is out.
This article appears in Mar 21-27, 2007.