We love elections! And bullet points! Here's a little bit of both:
- Clinton and Obama in a dead heat.
- "Some things are worth losing elections over," says the candidate currently in fifth place.
- Ever seen 10 men run from Bush as fast as their geriatric legs will take them?
- U.S. Court of Appeals rules if Bush & Cheney can blurt out profanity over the airwaves, the F.C.C. has no right to punish broadcasters for similar offenses. Fuckin’-A right!
- War is hell. "I wish it would end already!"
- Outsourcing Morning Roundup?
- Michael Moore’s on Oprah today pimping his new flick Sicko.
- Everyone remain calm: Paris is fine. She may even have a new roommate soon.
(Thanks Dawn M. for the assist.)
This article appears in May 30 – Jun 5, 2007.
