Almost there:
- Sirius plans an all-Sinatra channel!
- News flash: Political parties act in a partisan fashion.
- During a slow time at work, pick your favorite multi-million-dollar less-than-a-mile extension alignment for the world's loneliest trolley.
- Baker hearts Romney.
- Police are reportedly seeking a suspect with a 100-yard-wide front porch.
- Local state Rep Traviesa is co-sponsoring a measure to protect unborn children.
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2007.