This one goes out to Shirley Lane, who retires today from the home office at Creative Loafing Media and who is the world's biggest Elvis fan:

  • Looks like I got out of politics and lobbying at the wrong time.
  • Should-be-in-the-Onion Headline of the week winner: "Local woman joins peanut butter lawsuit."
  • Good analysis of the House's plan to kill property taxes.

Have a good weekend.