I'm not gonna call it the latest plastic surgery trend because it's been around for a while, but that doesn't mean I'm able to hold back a snicker when I get a press release for an informative lecture on … Cosmetic Gynecology!
Yes, folks, it's pretty much just how it sounds — cosmetic surgery for your lady parts. St. Pete gynecologist Dr. Jennifer Hayes of Visionary Centre for Women gives a talk on Wed., Dec. 3, at 6 p.m., about how you, too, can have a beautiful vagina with just a few cuts. Surgery options include Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation (LVR), probably the most well-known, for those woman who want to improve the tone of their vaginal muscles and increase friction; labiaplasty, for those women who want smaller lips; and the G-shot G-spot enhancement procedure, for those women who'd like to increase their ability to orgasm via vaginal (not to be confused with clitoral) stimulation. This last doesn't require a knife or lasers, but it does require that you be okay with having a cosmetic filler — Restylane — injected via needle directly into your G-spot.
Personally, I'm gonna have to decline. I'm saving my self-improvement money for my next psychiatric visit.
This article appears in Nov 12-18, 2008.