Harry Potter author: Dumbledore was gay
Does that mean Snape can be indicted for a hate crime?

GOP debate in Orlando
We forgot to TiVo it. Did any of them mention that they're conservative?

Number of debate mentions: Hillary 27, Reagan 14
Clinton just covered the 12.5 point-spread.

David Copperfield denies "forcing himself" on a woman
His agent explains the Vegas regular was merely performing one of his most famous tricks: "The Hidden Salami."

Property tax reform
Legislature promises: Check's in the mail.

This week's "Now that's real news" award winner
Foxnews.com headline: "Indian official killed in wild monkey attack."

Gov. Crist at GOP state convention
Quickly reassures a troubled senior citizen that tax relief is coming until he realizes he is speaking to Fred Thompson.

Red Sox assert themselves
We'd hate to be the Rockies.