Obsessed with ‘Twilight?’ meet ‘Twilight XXX’

First, Twilight fans were given The Vamp, a pale, sparkly dildo which, according to the website, retains temperature so you can "toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."

Naturally, the next step was to turn the teenage melodrama into a porno flick. Given the abundance of XXX parodies released this year, it's hardly surprising that the insanely popular vampire love story had a go.

This Isn't Twlight: The XXX Parody was released this weekend. Since a 48-hour digital rental at AEBN.net is only $7.95, a couple girlfriends and I decided to give it a try. It would be good for a laugh, if nothing else.

This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2009.