Market dips below 10,000
The Jimmy Carter era is looking better every day.

Jim Cramer: Get out of stocks
This from the Mad Money man who only a few weeks ago advised Wachovia investors to sit tight.

OJ convicted on 12 counts
In this case, the glove fit.

Palin in Clearwater
The Pinellas County city is now officially moose-free.

St. Pete bans panhandling in medians
Clearing the way for a new median-front ballpark for the Rays.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua tops box office
Just another sign that Palin and her homeys are right about that whole "End of Days" thing.

eBay to cut 10 percent of work force
Owing to a sudden decline in the nation's stolen goods inventories.

Apple's Steve Jobs target of heart-attack rumors
His doctor recommends Jobs treat the condition by starting a rumor that he is on Plavix.

Steve Fossett's ID found
Turns out it was being used by a 16-year-old in northern California to buy beer.