If you want to make Friday seem special again, you're going to have to quit drinking during the week.
Look, we've all probably wanted to attack a bus driver at some point in our lives. (Or, you know, a Will Call window person.) But that doesn't mean you do it. Don't be this asshole.
Allegiant Airlines, a small start-up flying high on a stellar reputation and not at all known for having to turn planes around seven minutes after takeoff, is back in the news for having to cancel flights — ironically, it's because the better planes they ordered haven't arrived yet. Growing pains, broken eggs, and all that.
You can add a beloved childhood favorite to the list of foods that have joined their mammalian friends in actively trying to kill humans: Honey Smacks have been recalled over salmonella fears. We can't have nice things.
And finally, six people were injured and many more were left dangling when the 40-year-old Sand Blaster roller coaster on the Daytona Beach boardwalk derailed. Probably not what they meant when they decided to go hang out by the pier.
This article appears in Jun 14-21, 2018.