Plaxico Burress shoots himself in the thigh
Mirroring how Bucs' opponents continue to shoot themselves in the foot.
Gay-rights activists to picket Crist wedding
So much irony that we don't even know where to begin.
Black Friday, Cyber Monday
Our seasonal fave, though, is Drunken Office Party Thursday.
Worker killed in Wal-Mart stampede
Maybe the mainstream media can back off on its glut of Black Friday hype next year?
Jeb Bush: 2008 elections not 'transformational'
"You want transformational? Just look at how my brother transformed a majority party that controlled Congress and ruled the world into a piece of crap."
Dalai Lama: Sex causes "too much ups and downs"
Only if you are doing it right.
Sarah Palin tops poll for 2012 nomination
She's the gift that'll keep on giving for years to come.
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2008.