Swine flu
Noun Pathology:
A form of influenza caused by overly aggressive pigs (also known as law enforcement professionals) that occurs commonly after close encounters with these infectious vermin. Symptoms include nausea, despair, and a general lack of a good time.
After a successful performance at the State Theatre in St. Petersburg, I caught a flight this past Friday to rock mics with the rest of B.A.S.E. Inc at Radford University's Quadfest 2009 in BVirginia. We were all excited to play a show together for the first time on our home turf. Little did we know that we were the ones about to get played.
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2009.