Funny bio:
Sarah was born on the frozen tundra of a distant planet when her pregnant mother was forced to sleep in the belly of a dead Tauntaun in a terrible snow storm. After making it to safety she was relocated to Baltimore where she, her mother and a man who insisted she refer to him as “Dad” lived in solitude for many of your earth years. She attended McDaniel College when her parents forced her out of the nest and she has been living in Florida for five years after the incident with that ill-fated drifter on the day of McDaniel College’s commencement in 2005 — we won’t go into that now. Sarah aspires to one day be less bitter about most things. She enjoys writing, napping and yelling at young, adorable children.
Normal, boring bio:
Sarah grew up in a small town outside Baltimore and attended McDaniel College. Since graduation she has taken several marketing positions, most recently in the TradeWinds Island Resorts Internet Department as the eCRM Strategist and Social Media Coordinator. She lives in Tampa with her fiancé and two awesome cats, Mac and Noodles.
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This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2010.