Space Station Computer Problems
Mission control: “OK, now try rebooting the computer while holding down the Control button? You already did that? Nothing happened? Shit.”
Florida Tax Reform
Gutting Florida’s education funding while giving tax breaks to businesses and homeowners but not lower-income renters? Sounds like a GOP plan to us.
Harry Reid
Isn’t he the same senator from Nevada who Michael Corleone set up with the dead hooker in Godfather II?
Mexico Border Towns Become Cheap-Dentistry Hotspot For U.S. Uninsured
Guess that whole “secure border” thing works only in one direction.
Pressure Builds for Libby Pardon
White House operator: “Yes, Mrs. Libby, we gave your message to the President. No, it won’t help to leave another message.”
Duke Lacrosse Prosecutor Quits, is Disbarred
Mike Nifong has also been ordered to burn all of his “Nifong for District Attorney” lawn signs in a public bonfire.
Fantastic Four
Why couldn’t Jessica Alba’s superpower be that only her clothing is invisible?
Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour
Our whole summer is now shot to hell.
Presidential Primary Death Watch
Fading fast: John Edwards. One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel: John McCain.
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2007.
