Rays boost crowd with Trace Adkins concert
Success has team considering signing Miley Cyrus as a utility infielder.
Sex and the City
Four women talking about sex for two hours beats an old fart with a whip and a fedora.
Florida-Michigan delegates count for half
So, according to our U.S. Constitution, it seems that slaves are worth exactly one-tenth more than a Florida Democrat.
Council to vote on Rays stadium
No one wants to spend the $450 million, so of course it will pass.
Tatum O'Neal busted for crack
Celeb insists it was for her new diet plan: a rock for breakfast, a rock for lunch and a sensible dinner.
Universal Studio fire
Set for Back to the Future goes up in flames, generating exactly 1.81 gigawatts of energy.
Hillary wins Puerto Rico
Yes, she picked up some delegates, but the big prize was a '76 Cadillac with a tricked-out interior.
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2008.