Yesterday brought us, among other things, the Wisconsin primary, reminding us that nothing is set in stone and also that, yes, there's still another seven months of this crap. Onward!

The results of a week-long Polk County sting operation targeting pedophiles were publicized, and boy, will they wanna make you take a Borax shower. Seventeen were arrested. Reminder: the dumb good of cops going online and saying they're a curious 13-year-old still thwarts dumb evil, but that doesn't mean smart evil isn't still out there. Make sure your kids are smarter.

The Hillsborough County School Board is working on adding protections for transgender students and employees to is anti-discrimination policies, which already prohibit harassment based on, like, a dozen factors. Protip: Let's make it easier on ourselves and everyone else just end the sentence after "prohibit harassment." Period. In every anti-discrimination policy. Everywhere. For all time.

Mississippi did the most Mississippi thing it possibly could, probably.

And finally, here's video of a woman calling Rick Scott an asshole and verbally chasing him out of a Gainesville Starbucks. You're welcome.