Commanding Attention
Geena Davis takes Nielsen by Storm
See, there IS life after getting nailed by Jeff Goldblum.
White House "Relaunches" Harriet Miers Nomination
New! Improved! And now with 10-percent less cronyism!
Stallone Announces Deal for Rocky Six
This time he's fighting for his Social Security.
Fan Challenges Legality of Pat-Down Searches
Is that a rolled-up Bucs flag in your pocket, or are you just happy your squad is 5-1?
State Rep. Frank Farkas Takes Gambling Industry Junket
Frankly, Farkas may have crapped out on this one.
Robert Mugabe likens Bush, Blair to Hitler, Mussolini
Zimbabwe dictator reserves hero Stalin for himself.
Jeb Accused of Flip-Flop on Offshore Drilling
Maybe that oil derrick photo-op with "Mission Accomplished" behind him was a bad idea.
Apple Launches V-Pod
Only $400 to watch "Lost" reruns on a 2.5-inch screen? Deal-o-the-century.
President Bush's Approval Rating Among African-Americans Falls to 2
Is that percent or people?
From the Planet Suggestion Box:
It's fall church carnival time! Praise the Lord and pass the cotton candy.
This article appears in Oct 19-25, 2005.