Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas
Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders. Once Channelside restroom stall. Cheerus interruptus.
Brian Blair
New rule: Former pro wrestlers who wore bumblebee costumes are no longer allowed to go on Fox News.
Ronda storms
Will she run for Florida Senate to keep Johnnie Byrd out of the race? Can we have Door Number Three?
France
Nice riots. At least a seven on the riot-o-meter.
U.S. Senate
Votes against prisoner torture. Scooter breathes a sigh of relief.
Karl Rove
Still un-indicted.
George W. Bush
Still un-conscious.
7-Up
Still un-cola.
David Lee Roth
Gets the Howard Stern gig and headlines '70s-rock Ribfest in St. Pete. How much glory can one toupee stand?
Genesis
Phil Collins reunion possible; how did Ribfest miss out on that booking?
This article appears in Nov 9-15, 2005.