MUTUAL INDEPENDENCY
SUPREME COURT OKAYS EMINENT DOMAIN, NIXES FLAGS IN COURTROOMS
Bush administration announces plans to turn Supreme Court building into first-ever Supreme Super-Center Wal-Mart.
CLEAR CHANNEL DJS DOING ADS FOR iTUNES
A little like BetaMax suggesting you give the DVD format a try.
LAPD CRACKS DOWN ON GANG CALLED THE VINELAND BOYS
Charges include murder, racketeering, rogue winemaking, and sounding far less dangerous than they actually are.
BOBSAGETISGOD.COM
That's right, apparently Danny Tanner is God. Does that make Mary-Kate Olsen Jesus?
POLAROIDONIZER.NL.EU.ORG
Turn any .jpg into a Polaroid.
WEBSITE WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOOKED AT
nodaya-net.com/sharanpowan1.htm, where you can buy a pillow mold of Maria Sharapova's breasts. Sorry. Just… sorry.
SADDAM'S LATEST NOVEL
It's called Get Out of Here, Curse You! Sources say the dedication is to some gal named "Rummy."
FROM THE PLANET SUGGESTION BOX:
If you're the Backstreet Boys, naming your new album Never Gone may have been a bit presumptuous.
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This article appears in Jun 29 – Jul 5, 2005.