Five to One???

Ronda Actually Goes Through With it
And, with a 5-1 vote, Hillsborough actually regresses half a century.

whatifsports.com
End every stupid hypothetical sports argument you've ever had.

Marion County Commissioner Randy Harris wants to send sex offenders to Mexico
Seminole County Sheriff wonders if he could ship 'em over there during a hurricane.

Cruise pops the question
Anyone else feel like he's gonna be the next mega-celeb to go on trial?

Kid Rock punches out Tennessee DJ
Why couldn't that headline have been the other way around?

Google developing alternative to Paypal
They got your e-mail, your house and your search history. Only a matter of time before they got your wallet.

sprayonmud.com
Muddies up your SUV for that "authentic off-road look." Conveniently doubles as "I'm a hideous douchebag" bumper sticker.

Gandy Wal-Mart beaten back
Local residents apparently content to go to the supercenter two fucking blocks down the street.

Schiavo's autopsy confirms persistent vegetative state
That, and Bill Frist's cred as an MD.

44 million Mastercard numbers stolen
Order whatever you want, put it on our tab.

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