Doggin it'
insultmonger.com We're sure you motherfuckers (or kumamayos, in Swahili) will enjoy it.
prank costs deleon springs seniors their graduationIn related news, the school's principal has officially changed his name to Dean Wormer.
twenty positions cut from new york times newsroomPlease, dear God, let it not include Jennifer 8. Lee.
former fla. democrat chief scott maddox criticized for lobbying, dishing out lucrative contract to a friendDoes he think he's a Republican?
headline we did, and didn't, want to see"Judge bars photos of Jackson genitalia" -AP, May 26.
lost season finale suckedOn the upside, the Asian dude still has fantastic bone structure and the hobbit scored some crack.
from the planet suggestion box:Bestiality is still, um, not hot.
Compiled by weekly planet staff
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2005.