WHY DOESN’T MARK FOLEY USE A BOOKMARK?
Seriously, you didn’t expect us to go there? Give us credit, we’re better than that.
BECAUSE HE LIKES HIS PAGES BENT OVER
OK, so we’re not.
ST. PETE TIMES SAT ON FOLEY STORY
Sptimes: gonna hold off on the story, does that make you horny?
Maf54: A little.
Sptimes: cool.
ATTORNEY: FOLEY NOT A 'PEDOPHILE'
Says he prefers the term, 'Differently Horny'
HASTERT CITES ST PETE TIMES AS EVIDENCE OF HIS PROPER HANDLING OF CASE
And in a related story, hell freezes over.
INSTANT MESSAGING, PART ONE
At least Foley didn't use BRB, LOL, or LMAO.
INSTANT MESSAGING, PART TWO
Note to self: trash my AIM program, wipe out log.
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 4, 2006.