Let's lunch it up with some of yesterday's news, shall we?
The Lightning made history last night by being the first NHL team to win in overtime under the league's new 3-on-3 rules. Yeah, we know, it's not as glamorous as a Guinness Book of World Records award for "Most Long, Slow, Deep, Sensuous Tongue Kisses," or anything, but we'll take it.
Hillsborough Community College's Institutional Advisory Council decided to drop saying the Pledge of Allegiance from the agenda of its monthly meetings. College administrators and anybody who takes that sort of thing waaaay too seriously are pissed.
And finally, two brothers wanted in connection with a cocaine distribution ring turned themselves in to Pinellas County law enforcement after it was announced that a $10,000 reward was being offered for information leading to their arrest. Wow. "You know, man, every single one of our friends would sell us out easy for ten K. We might as well just throw in the towel." TRUST! (Also, one of the brothers' known aliases was, seriously, "Ugly.")
This article appears in Oct 8-14, 2015.