It's Friday. The weather's beautiful. The weekend is all full up with stuff to do. Check this out real quick, then go play.
A study by a GPS company found I-4 to be the most dangerous highway in the country. Feels like we've been here before, but with what AAA is predicting to be the busiest Thanksgiving weekend for travel in more than a decade right around the corner, it never hurts to remind us that we'll all probably die in a vehicle. Enjoy the holidays, everybody!
Busch Gardens announced a Facebook poll to name its new baby orangutan, because historically, letting the internet name things has always gone flawlessly. Get ready to say hello to Donald J. Dragon Kush McApey.
Remember when, more than a year ago, Florida voters all went "hell yes, we want medical marijuana so much we're willing to make an amendment to the state constitution"? Yeah, we still don't have any sort of statewide protocol in place, and the folks responsible for doing that just missed another deadline. What are they, high?
And finally, the "for better or for worse" part of the traditional wedding vows apparently does not extend to discovering a spouse's stash of child porn. Which, you know… derf.
This article appears in Nov 16-23, 2017.