Hey, see you at the mall after work!
FRIDAY, DEC. 18:
Tampa Bay is leading the state in job creation, and Rick Scott is totally gonna take credit for the natural cyclical upswing in productivity following a period of recession. Don't buy that shit, people.
SATURDAY, DEC. 19:
The Democratic presidential candidates debated, and it was boring, because these people are sane.
SUNDAY, DEC. 20:
And finally, the new Star Wars flick broke domestic opening-weekend records with a $238 million bow, because of course it did.
This article appears in Dec 17-23, 2015.