Listen: You're barely awake, and it's a slow news week, so let's just get to it.
Republican presidential candidate Lindsey Graham ended his campaign. Also, in case you didn't know, up until yesterday, Lindsey Graham was running for president.
SeaWorld Orlando's Sea Tower ride got stuck, temporarily trapping guests some 400 feet in the air. Well, that's not too much of a public-relations disaster, as long as nothing else detrimental is going on with the brand…
And finally, a "documented white supremacist" was arrested after causing a disturbance in New Port Richey. Authorities called the 32-year-old man "combative," but to be fair, pretty much all supremacists are combative to a degree, not just the racist ones — it's kind of built into that desire for supremacy, you know.
This article appears in Dec 17-23, 2015.
