The first of two consecutive Friday the 13ths is here! Watch for falling safes and stay away from ladders and black cats, because if you live through the day, some of you are getting laid tomorrow.
Part of Visit St. Pete-Clearwater's winter tourism marketing strategy includes a "stealth" viral campaign aimed at millennials featuring real snowmen built in New York and Chicago holding signs with the hashtag #winterblows. #obvioussentiment #whathappenswhenitdoesntsnow #shouldathoughtofboston
Downtown St. Pete's Fourth Street corridor braced itself for the opening of Trader Joe's this morning, coining the term "cookie butter-related gridlock."
Three Florida juveniles were arrested for child porn in Pembrooke Pines. Apparently, they were posting nude pics of other underage kids for themselves and their friends to make fun of. Because the world is a terrible, terrible place where evil grows like a tenacious weed.
And finally, Jeb Bush's camp responded to its email gaffe, in which the private information — including some social security numbers — of approximately 12,000 was accidentally made public when emails were published in an attempt at transparency. The response? "He's 62. His computer runs Windows 95 and he uses Internet Explorer — c'mon, he probably thought he was sending recipes to his brother."
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2015.