Ye gods, I can't even do it. Between one of the last Florida panthers being run over, firefighters suing a helmet manufacturer and the usual shit about trolls gaming online reviews, there's really just not a lot of piss to be taken with regard to today's news. So here's an enjoyable pic of a guy enjoying an enjoyable evening, and let's all just smile and hope that tomorrow offers some news that we can make fun of without feeling shitty. (SPOILER ALERT: We're all going to die horribly.)
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2015.