Yesterday was National Margarita Day. Oh, mi cabeza.
How many days has it been since a West Central Florida student was arrested for talking about shooting up a school? Zero. It has been zero days. It will probably be zero days for a while. Seriously, what the fuck?
"Insect activity" and a "foul odor" led a Tarpon Springs Walmart employee to discover a body in a van in the store's parking lot. We now have a universally recognizable scenario to apply across the board to the phrase "a final indignity."
A convicted felon in Sarasota was arrested for possessing more than 4,000 pounds of explosive and more than 800 rounds of ammunition. Nothing to see here, just a broken system driven by profit and propped up by fear.
And finally, the Lightning regained the top spot in the NHL standings after beating the Ottawa Senators last night. And they're not demanding a new stadium on the other side of the metropolitan area or anything.
This article appears in Feb 22 – Mar 1, 2018.
