Sometimes it all just works out. And then there's, you know, all the other times.
Florida Governor and living answer to some weird question about a skeleton jumping out of its own skin and going around oppressing the impoverished Rick Scott signed a bunch of inoffensive and even downright beneficial bills into law, including greenlighting a pilot needle exchange program for addicts and requiring rape kits to be tested within 120 days of submission. It's like when the jungle drums go quiet in the old adventure movies…
A Pasco man decided to go ahead and get his legal tab squared away by pleading guilty to burning a cross on a Port Richey. interracial couple's yard on Halloween 2012, and also to bank robbery. If you actually think you can get away with building and burning a cross in front of somebody's house in 2016, you might wanna reconsider that foolproof heist scheme of yours.
And finally, a truck carrying beer collided with one carrying potato chips in Brevard County, creating a very special take on a cliche that's never not going to be entertaining.
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2016.