It's Thursday, the hardest day, the day before the best workday. You're still hungover from the bender you went on after Super Tuesday. Let's just blow this out real quick, and go get a bacon cheeseburger.
The "Pastor protection bill," a wholly unnecessary piece of legislation brought to you by the people who constantly rail against big government except in cases where they need to try to control those members of the citizenry they're afraid of, passed the Florida House. God bless America, etc.
And finally, more cockfighting! This time the ring was found in Wimauma, and deputies seized more than 100 feathered combatants. Look, we know it's a stressful time, what with the uncertainty and dwindling of hope's bright star and all. You need to blow off some steam. But just try to do it without making roosters fight to the death, OK?
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2016.