Sifting through the ashes of the trashfire that was yesterday:
You know the words, sing it along with me: A student at Armwood High was arrested for threatening to bring a gun to school after an altercation with a teacher. I'm sick of this song; can we please pick another?
The Tampa Bay Lightning set some franchise records in their shaky 7-6 victory over the Islanders last night. That third period was some truly harrowing slidey flatball.
The City of Seminole is thinking about banning kava and kratom. When drinking an herbal tea with mildly psychoactive natural compounds is a crime, only criminals will drink herbal tea with mildly psychoactive natural compounds.
And finally, if you've visited a certain office building in Pinellas Park and used the bathroom at some point during the past two months, um, we've got some potentially distressing news for you. Sorry in advance.
This article appears in Mar 22-29, 2018.