Thursdays, amirite?
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission wants to do another Florida black bear hunt. Apparently they’ve forgotten what “Conservation” means. Sigh. Remember when the phrase “PR nightmare” used to carry some weight?
The Lightning kicked off their postseason play with a 3-2 win over Detroit. Suddenly I’m once again as interested in sports as I ever get. May you continue hitting the little round black slidey thing accurately with your curvy paddle sticks, gentlemen.
And finally, Jay-Z stopped by One Buccaneer Place and hung out with Jameis Winston and Donovan Smith, presumably to give them the “there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team'” speech before doing that laugh thing he does and returning to his hotel room to make love to one of the most beautiful women in the world on a pile of money.
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2016.
