Sh*t happened 6/27/16: Pride was amazing, the Rays not so much

Are you hung over? 

FRIDAY, JUNE 24:

The giant piece of land in Ruskin that includes the recently built Amazon warehouse/fulfillment center sold for more than $103 million, making it the largest industrial real estate deal in Tampa history. Meanwhile, there's been no movement on that drum machine from the '90s I put up on Craigslist.

SATURDAY, JUNE 25:

The St. Pete Pride Night Parade was both an emotional tribute to those lost in the Orlando shootings and a celebration of love and community. Some reports called this year's event comparatively somber; whoever wrote those reports was obviously not hanging around with Gay Pride Cat, Bondage Possum Lady or The Mostly Naked Go-Go Dancing Soccer Team. Shit was divine.

SUNDAY, JUNE 26:

And finally, The Orioles destroyed the Tampa Bay Rays 12-5 in Baltimore, handing our home team its 11th straight loss. What's the opposite of pride? Shame. For shame, professional baseball people. 

This article appears in Jun 23-30, 2016.