Your Tuesday, churned:
Property values in Hillsborough County are up for the third consecutive year, and continue to rise. Sorry you couldn't take advantage of those low, low recession prices because you lost your job, but that shit's over. I hear houses are still cheap just outside of Mexico Beach…
The Rays made weird baseball history in their 1-0 victory over the Phillies. Nathan Karns' home run made it the first MLB interleague game in history to be won by a single homer hit by a pitcher. Know what's not "weird baseball history"? Winning a World Series.
A "bipartisan group of activists" is pushing to open Florida's primary elections to all registered voters. A "bipartisan group of activists" is on to something here, which means yeah, probably not.
And finally, this news story about a trans woman who was probably murdered boasted the original headline "Man in Women's Clothes Found Dead at University Area Community Center," before somebody at the Trib realized that it's 2015, and some people might be offended by the Archie Bunker-esque implications. Nice work, there.
Image by Terry Robinson via Wikimedia Commons.
This article appears in Jul 16-22, 2015.