It's Tuesday, and you won't believe what happened next…
Apartment listings site Zumper ranked St. Pete as the nation's most pet-friendly city, with Tampa following up at #5. Mayors Kriseman and Buckhorn quickly issued a joint press release disavowing any relationship with any website whose reason for existing can't be somewhat easily determined by its name. Seriously, that sounds like the absolute last domain name available to anyone on the internet: "Just pick something, we're almost out of letters!"
A gas leak shut down Park Boulevard for hours in Seminole. Nobody noticed anything different about the daily traffic pattern. (See, it's funny because traffic is always bad here…)
See if you can find the, oh, I'm gonna go ahead and say 86 things wrong with this "article" about Hernando deputies intercepting a shipment of molly. Start by looking for typos and formatting errors, then work your way up to what I suspect are conscious attempts to unravel the fabric of the universe.
And finally, cable companies are still terrible. It's just nature's way of telling us to stop spending early afternoons watching Ang Lee's 2003 disaster Hulk on TNT, I guess.
This article appears in Jul 21-28, 2016.