Hello, Hillsborough parents of school-aged children — drunk yet?
Five felons were arrested — again, duh — in Pasco County after an undercover investigation revealed evidence that they're total Nazis engaging in criminal enterprises. Pro tip: If you don't want the authorities to know you're a total Nazi engaging in criminal enterprises, maybe make an effort not to look exactly like you just got out of a prison stretch and simply can't wait to get back to your white supremacy-related criminal enterprises. I'm not saying all people who look like that are doing that, but it seems like a lot of people who are doing that look like that.
Residents of Tampa's Davis Islands want to make it legal to drive the golf carts they already drive all over the community anyway. Hopefully this spreads like an infection until we can all slowly trundle from Ybor to The Hub in a stately parade of battery-powered glory without fear of reprisal.
And finally, the city of Dunedin is partnering with USF for a series of studies to help divine what the city's needs might be moving forward. Oddly not included on the list of studies: "How To Avoid Getting Too Big Too Fast And Forcing Out The Creative Elements That Made The Community Desirable In The First Place."
This article appears in Aug 10-17, 2017.