Short and sweet, people.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 11:

Two Pinellas scientists were sentenced to prison for scamming research grants. So much for an evil genius being the brains behind the operation…

SATURDAY, SEPT. 12:

Governor Rick Scott's administration is being sued, AGAIN, for the way it handles access to public records, this time by telecoms over why a state contract was awarded to a particular bidder. Villains in '70s Saturday morning cartoons are more subtle.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 13:

And finally, the Bucs got their asses handed to them, losing 42-14 to the Titans. Hermes can be a fickle jackass, and also, sports don't matter.

This article appears in Sep 10-16, 2015.